Sunday, April 15, 2007

Day of Laughter...

Shari mentioned in a comment that we should have days of gratitude, reflection and at least one of laughter in our, b/c I have no good stories tonight, I will post these cute sayings of children...

Pay attention to the wording and spelling...They have not been retouched or corrected...They are from a catholic school test....

1. In the first book of the bible, guinessis. God got tired of creating the world so he took the sabbath off.
2. Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah's wife was Joan of Ark. Noah built and ark and the animals came on in pears.
3. Samson slayed the philistines with the axe of the apostles.
4. Moses led the Jews to the red sea where they made unleavened bread which is bread without any ingredients.
5. The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up to Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments.
6. The first commandments was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
7. The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.
8. Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of geritol.
9. The greatest miricle in the bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.
10. David was a Hebrew king who was skilled at playing the liar. He fought the Finkesteins, a race of people who lived in biblical times.
11. Solomon, one of Davids sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
12. When Mary heard she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.
13. Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
14. St. John the blacksmith dumped water on his head.
15. Jesus enunciated the golden rule, which says to do unto others before they do one to you. He also explained a man doth not live by sweat alone.
16. It was a miricle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.
17. The people who followed the lord were called the 12 decibels.
18. The epistels were the wives of the apostles.
19. One of the oppossums was st. Matthew who was also a taximan.
20. St. Paul cavorted to Christianity, he preached holy acrimony which is another name for marraige.
21. Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony.


Roxanne said...

CUTE!! I've had some young students tell me some preeeeety interersting stuff. I don't think their parents would find it as amusing!!

Jen said...

I love kids, and their ways!

I really think this is what God meant when He said...."out of the mouths of Babes..."

That was really a warning!

Shari said...

Thanks for a great laugh - This is a good one....only I think some adults either wrote these or at the very least live these i.e. # 7!

Holly said...

I read these all out to Shaun last night and we both had a laugh. Kid's are wonderful!

Just took my kid's to I am LONGING for the sun to shine...!!

Sue said...

Adorable, thanks for the laugh!

Shari said...


I got your Butt comment and resonded to it on my blog - you shocking girl!! lol

redeemed diva said...

Hi Amy,
Thanks for checking out my blog. Feel free to add my link to your site.
Thanks for the jokes. It's good to giggle!

Williams Family Blog said...

Oh, this made my day!

Kids are so cute. (almost makes me want to teach Sunday school again)

Anonymous said...

Very cute!!!