Oh to be a fly on the wall.....

Me: "I thought you guys weren't really friends anymore? You told me she was being mean?"

H: "People change don't you know?"

H: "Oh wow!! You don't often see that everyday!"

Me: "See what hun?"

H: "A grandma driving a bus!"

I: "ummm.. I accidentally threw the remote at Hannah's head."

I: "Hey mama. Do you know what 'they' call testicles?"

Me: "ahh..what?"

I: (with his hands around his mouth) whispers, "NUTS!!!"

H: (doing share & show for school)

"Mama. Why do you think I always forget that part?"

Me: "because we sometimes don't pay attention, honey."

H: "Thanks mom. Thanks. "(quite serious with hands on her head)

Me: "huh? "

H: "thanks for that mom." (still very serious)

me: "thanks for what?"

H: "for saying that. I really needed to hear that."

H: (crying in her room)

Me: "oh honey, what's wrong?"

H: "why do I have to be so skinny? Nothing that I like fits me."

(IF ONLY EH???)

I: "Did dad work yesterday?"

Me: "He worked last night, yes."

I: "But did he work yesterday. Like that day before the other day that was tomorrow?"

Me: "Huh?"

I: "Mom, did you tell dad how much you spend?"

Me: "yes"

I: "Was he impressed?"

Me: (giggle) "No"

I: "Mad?"

Me: (heehee) "No. He knew we needed snowsuits honey."

I: "Oh. okay."

In the back seat of the car, playing with little people. Who are kissing each other.

A: "oh daddy, me wuv you, me wuv you, ME WUV YOU!!"

I: (who is getting very upset) "MOM! How do I get it to stop that?"

Me: "what to stop honey?"

I: "My penis. It keeps growing."

Me: (giggle, giggle)

H: (quite perturbed) "If you'd stop touching it, it would go back to normal you know???!!!"