H: "People change don't you know?"
H: "Oh wow!! You don't often see that everyday!"
Me: "See what hun?"
H: "A grandma driving a bus!"
I: "ummm.. I accidentally threw the remote at Hannah's head."
I: "Hey mama. Do you know what 'they' call testicles?"
I: (with his hands around his mouth) whispers, "NUTS!!!"
H: (doing share & show for school)
"Mama. Why do you think I always forget that part?"
Me: "because we sometimes don't pay attention, honey."
H: "Thanks mom. Thanks. "(quite serious with hands on her head)
Me: "huh? "
H: "thanks for that mom." (still very serious)
me: "thanks for what?"
H: "for saying that. I really needed to hear that."
H: (crying in her room)
Me: "oh honey, what's wrong?"
H: "why do I have to be so skinny? Nothing that I like fits me."
(IF ONLY EH???)
I: "Did dad work yesterday?"
Me: "He worked last night, yes."
I: "But did he work yesterday. Like that day before the other day that was tomorrow?"
I: "Mom, did you tell dad how much you spend?"
I: "Was he impressed?"
Me: (giggle) "No"
Me: (heehee) "No. He knew we needed snowsuits honey."
I: "Oh. okay."
In the back seat of the car, playing with little people. Who are kissing each other.
A: "oh daddy, me wuv you, me wuv you, ME WUV YOU!!"
I: (who is getting very upset) "MOM! How do I get it to stop that?"
Me: "what to stop honey?"
I: "My penis. It keeps growing."
Me: (giggle, giggle)
H: (quite perturbed) "If you'd stop touching it, it would go back to normal you know???!!!"