Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Kids say the darndest things...

We have a bad habit in our home.
Funny thing-When I was first thinking of having children I was dead set against this habit...3 kids later...I waver a bit.
Seems as though, sometime in the middle of the night, usually between 3am and 5am, my children crawl into bed with me. (I say me, because Mike works a fair share of nights).
This is what I heard the other night (or morning I guess) who really cares at 3am??

Isaiah: "EWEEEE HANNAH!! STOP"
Hannah: "Stop what?"
Isaiah: "Hannah stop picking your bum."
Hannah: "I'm not."
Isaiah: "EWEEE HANNAH!! STOP. Stop picking your bum and putting it in my face."
Hannah: (getting irritated) "I"M NOT!"


By now, I am laughing really hard. As I realize Isaiah is acknowledging his first case of Hannah's "morning breath".

As I explain to both kids what exactly smelled like "bum" we all had a very good laugh.
In bed.
At 3 am.

13 comments:

Tammy said...

LOL!!! very funny.....ain't that the truth about bad breath or should I say "morning breath, the worst breath of the day"......

Rhonda said...

Isn't funny how we can handle 'morning breath' from our little darlin's but not from anyone else. :)

Jen said...

Oh My Goodness, this is funny!

I find my "little people" can have the WORST case of morning breath!!

Shari said...

I wonder how Isaiah would describe my morning coffee breath or worse yet someone who drinks coffee and smokes - now that makes for a nasty smell!

Thanks Amy, I really needed a good laugh!!

Holly said...

How funny!!! ;o)

Tamatha said...

lol! How fast did you get back to sleep???!lol

~*Rebecca*~ said...

Oh my goodness....lol..
I think that is the funniest thing...
How his thought was about her fingures being in her bum...lol...EEEWWW

HAHA!!!

That's the second story I hear this week about a little one having the worst breath in the morn..

lol..
Amy you're so funny..
Bless you Bless you!!!!

amanda said...

ha oh my gosh that is the funnies thing ever!!!
I am laughing so hard.....
it reminds me of Derek and I except he would be the bum picker!!! lol...he's not much of a morning person..and it sure shows...or smells!!!

Cheryl said...

How hilarious!!!!!!!
Your kids make me laugh... I needed that tonight.
Don't you love how... somehow, our initial plans for"rules" get changed....... sometimes our kids are just too cute, and we give in.......
enjoy cuddling with them while you can.

Williams Family Blog said...

Thats hilarious! Think of the well rounded son you are raising who is going to grow up knowing that girls don't always smell like roses, they make bathroom noises, sweat and have morning breath!

Rhonda said...

Girls make bathroom noises?!?!?!?!?

Cheryl said...

I had the guys at work read this... we laughed and laughed...
Thanks kids.

Roxanne said...

Too funny...sounds like your kids give you loads of entertainment.